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pick up lines ;)

posted in Relationships
07/06/2015
  • USE ON GIRLS

    Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

    I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

    Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

    Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

    Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

    Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

    Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

  • If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

    I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

    If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

    I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

    Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

    If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

    Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

    I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

  • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

    I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

    Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

    Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

    I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

    Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

    Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

    Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

  • I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart

    You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

    Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

    I tried my best to not feel anything for you Guess what? I failed

    Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty

    Hey don't frown You never know who could be falling in love with your smile

    My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U

    Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me

    Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man

  • USE ON GUYS


    Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

    I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

    Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

    Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

    Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

    If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

    I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

    If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

  • DrI seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

    There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms

    Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

    I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

    I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

    Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

    I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

    Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

  • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

    You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

    Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

    Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

    I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

    Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

    Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

    My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

    Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

  • that's all of them, thanks for reading hope you enjoy

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