Ways to Get Over a Breakup Like a Grown Woman by Enas Jahlien - Musely
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Ways to Get Over a Breakup Like a Grown Woman

posted in Relationships
06/12/2016
  • 1. Either block or unfriend him on Facebook, because that shit will be the death of you. Maybe you assume you are a reasonable and mature lady-human who can handle seeing the occasional reminder of him on your Facebook timeline. You're both grown-ups, right! What's a little "David's Birthday Bar Crawl!" action popping up on your feed? Noooo. There will be a really pretty redhead in his arms in every picture, and you will feel like you want to jump into Buffalo Bill's abandoned well girl-trap in Silence of The Lambs.

  • 2. Don't immediately suggest to "stay friends" — and if he does, tell him you need to think about it.

  • 3. If you feel an impulse to get drunk alone, call some friends instead.

  • 4. If you want to drunk-text, get your friend to take your phone away or throw it in a volcano.

  • 5. Begin some kind of intense, rage-based workout routine

  • 6. Spend a lot of time outside


  • 7. Rebound with one incredibly hot guy, if that's what you want, and then give yourself some time to decompress and remember who you are

  • 8. If you start dating someone else, take it really slow.

  • 9. Allow yourself to cry when you need to.

  • 10. If you get a Facebook invite to his best friend's party ... stay home, put a face mask on, eat Chinese, and watch House of Cards. 

  • 11. Don't scheme to get him back — scheme to get yourself back

  • 12. Write him heartbroken letters and never send them

  • 13. Avoid posting the details on Facebook

  • 14. Take baths.

  • 15. Stop blaming yourself and thinking things like, "If only I'd watched more Bournemovies/dyed my hair blonde/given more rim jobs/was cooler

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