Seriously, The Best Acne Cure I've Ever Found

posted in Other on Mar 02, 2016

This is my magic dirt. Yeah. Dirt. It's called Indian Healing Clay and it is literally just dirt from Death Valley. Yeah, I thought I was crazy when I bought it, too.

SO. First you need to wash your face with a gentle face cleanser, or ya know, water works too. Just get all the junk of the day off your face. Then we get down to business. YOU NEED: A Baggie (zip-lock) Indian healing clay (obviously)- I only use like a table spoon Water- just enough to make mud OPTIONAL- apple cider vinegar instead of water. Dump the dirt in the bag, add enough water to make mud. Seal the bag. Squeeze out as many lumps as possible.

SLATHER IT ON! It smells a little (I mean come on! It's dirt!) make sure you have your hair tied back and a head band to prevent flyaways. And then we wait.

Drying...
Let it dry for 20 minutes. In this time it's going to feel like your face is being ripped off and your face will literally pulsate. But it's a good thing.

RINSE THAT STUFF OFFFFFF
Ok, the garden hose method probably doesn't work. I always soak a towel in warm water and then like put it on my face to loosen it up and then rub it off.

And boom. You're gonna be a little red after (maybe twenty minutes or so) but your face is gonna feel like a baby's ass. It's glorious. It's magic dirt. I love my dirt.

If you guys don't believe me, I have been wearing makeup everyday since sixth grade to try and cover up my atrocious acne. I've tried nearly every product and trick out there with NO LUCK. My roommates and I all have nearly completely cleared skin after just three uses (mind you, we all had severe acne before hand) and now we all maybe only have one zit that is on its way out. Other than that we are clear!!! Believe me or don't, but seriously, I've never been so worked up about anything but this jar of dirt? Man. It's magic. I love my dirt.