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How To Be An Heiress, According To The Ever Wise Paris Hilton ;) πŸŽ€

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  • 1) Be born into the right family
    β€’ Choose your chromosomes wisely

    2) Have a great name
    β€’ If you are going to be an heiress, you can't have a normal name, unless you're British

    3) Have absolutely flawless skin

    4) Eat only fast food or the most fabulous food

    5) Develop a way of entering a room that looks royal and regal but NOT snobby

    6) Never, ever wake up before ten; never go to bed before three
    β€’ Normal hours are for normal people. You never want to be normal

    7) Always tell everyone what they want to hear
    β€’ Then do what you want

  • 8) Never have only one cell phone when you can have many
    β€’ Lose one all the time. That way, if you haven't called someone back, you can blame it on the phone

    9) Never wear the same thing twice

    10) Don't wear a dress that's in all the magazines
    β€’ That's for girls with no imagination

    11) If you're happy, wear pink. If you're depressed, wear black

    12) Make plans, and more plans
    β€’ If there aren't enough hours in the day, don't worry there will be. You live in a different time zone; heiress time

    13) Act ditzy, loss things
    β€’ It throws people off

    14) If all else fails, act bored

  • 15) Public displays of affection are okay, in limited amounts

    16) Always have a body guard
    β€’ It intimidates guys

    17) Always have a tan

    18) Change your hair all the time

    19) Never drink diet soda, it shows you have no nerve. Never drink champagne, it's what everyone expects

    20) Fear nothing-except insects
    β€’ And sweaty guys who insist on kissing you when the say hello

    21) Never be predictable, always surprise people
    β€’ That way, they will never get tired of you

    22) If the media plays with you, well, play with them

  • From Confessions of an Heiress by Paris Hilton


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