👉Good Comebacks For Any Situation👈😂💕 by Jamie M-J - Musely
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👉Good Comebacks For Any Situation👈😂💕

posted in Various
01/11/2016
  • 1. I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.

    2. I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

    3. If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

    4. I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

    5. If I wanted a bitch, I’d have bought a dog.

  • 6. Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick

    7. Stupidity’s not a crime, so you’re free to go.

    8. If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents

    9.What’s the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

    10. The zoo called. They’re wondering how you got out of your cage?

  • 11. Hey, you have something on your chin… no, the 3rd one down.

    12. You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.

    13. I’m sorry I didn’t get that – I don’t speak idiot.

    14. I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better.

    15. Gay? I’m straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

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