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Funny Quotes

posted in Entertainment > Music, Movies, Books
07/06/2014
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Pardon my French... But Cameron is so tight you could stick a lump of coal up his ass and in 2 weeks you would have a diamond- Ferris

    Bueller... Bueller....- Economics teacher

    Ferris Bueller you're my hero- Cameron

    I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car- Ferris

  • The Breakfast Club

    John Bender: What's that?
    Claire Standish: Sushi.
    John Bender: Sushi?
    Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish and seaweed.
    John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?
    Claire Standish: Can i eat?
    John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.

    Andrew Clark: Why do you have to insult everybody?
    John Bender: I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference.

    Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.- John Bender

  • For the record, I was born in 99 and these are 2 of my favorite movies. Like if you laughed at all

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