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Friends Quotes

posted in Entertainment
04/16/2015
  • Phoebe: Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.

  • Ross: I would date her but there is a big age difference.
    Joey: Well think about it when you're 90...
    Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference.
    Joey: No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.

  • Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

  • Ross: [receiving his Christmas gift] You got me a cola drink.
    Chandler: And a LEMON LIME.
    Ross: You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
    Joey: And last but not least.
    [Monica receives her gift]
    Joey: They're RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE.

  • Monica: Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
    Joey: Probably kill myself.
    Monica: Excuse me?
    Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I've got no reason to live.
    Ross: Joey, omnipotent.
    Joey: You are? I'm so sorry.

  • Chandler: So... what is it about me?
    Monica: I don't know....You...you have a quality.
    Everyone: Yeah. Absolutely. A quality.
    Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality! Good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.

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