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5 Words That Will Ruin A Date (Beware)

posted in Relationships
02/02/2015
  • Here, a few of our favorite FiveWordstoRuinaDate Tweets (and it goes without saying that say any of these, and you ‘re making a pretty serious dating mistake):

    "I'm paying with a Groupon." #FiveWordsToRuinADate #beentheredonethat

    Translation: I’m cheap, and you might as well know it now.

    Want to share a dessert? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
    Translation: I’m a freak who doesn’t want to eat a whole dessert.

    I am a cat person #FiveWordsToRuinADate
    Translation: I’ve been single for a while.

    "I've decided to become celibate" (a girl actually told me this on our first date) #FiveWordsToRui

  • Translation: You’re not getting any.

    Can you shave your beard? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
    Translation: I already want to change you.

    #FiveWordsToRuinADate you should wear more makeup!
    Translation: You’re really not very pretty.

    #FiveWordsToRuinADate you don't look like 200 likes in person
    Translation: I’m more popular in Instagram than you.

    stop calling this a date #FiveWordsToRuinADate
    Translation: Get it through your head, we’re not on a date!

    “I don’t really get Beyonce.” #FiveWordsToRuinADate
    Translation: There is something really, really wrong with me.

  • #FiveWordsToRuinADate - Technically, on paper, I'm married. (uhhh, BYE!)
    Translation: I’m married!

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