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10 Things Guys Don't Want You To Know

posted in Relationships
02/13/2014
  • 1. How many people we’ve slept with.

This is one of those things no one should ask anyone else. Everyone worries that their number is too low or too high. Just internalize all that anxiety and never speak about it, because you will get in a fight over it.
    1. How many people we’ve slept with.

    This is one of those things no one should ask anyone else. Everyone worries that their number is too low or too high. Just internalize all that anxiety and never speak about it, because you will get in a fight over it.
  • 2. We can get emotional too, or whatever.

We’re just usually pretty good at suppressing it. Please understand that if we say something like, “You look pretty” or “I like you,” it took every bit of courage in our being to say it.
    2. We can get emotional too, or whatever.

    We’re just usually pretty good at suppressing it. Please understand that if we say something like, “You look pretty” or “I like you,” it took every bit of courage in our being to say it.
  • 3. How often we masturbate.

We jerk off more than we’re willing to admit to you. If you ask us how often we masturbate, take that number and multiply it by 100.
    3. How often we masturbate.

    We jerk off more than we’re willing to admit to you. If you ask us how often we masturbate, take that number and multiply it by 100.
  • 4. We have embarrassing things in our iTunes libraries.

There’s some stuff on here that we’d rather you not find. Maybe it’s the nu-metal we listened to in middle school. Maybe it’s Taylor Swift. It might be a romantic playlist from an ex.
    4. We have embarrassing things in our iTunes libraries.

    There’s some stuff on here that we’d rather you not find. Maybe it’s the nu-metal we listened to in middle school. Maybe it’s Taylor Swift. It might be a romantic playlist from an ex.
  • 5. We’re self-conscious about our penises.

If we’re not worried about size, we’re worried about shape, or color, or gradient, or whatever. Guys think about their dicks a lot.
    5. We’re self-conscious about our penises.

    If we’re not worried about size, we’re worried about shape, or color, or gradient, or whatever. Guys think about their dicks a lot.
  • 6. We get texts from our exes.

It’s not like we feel guilty or even respond, but if an old flame texts us, we’re sweeping that one under the rug. It’s not worth bringing up.
    6. We get texts from our exes.

    It’s not like we feel guilty or even respond, but if an old flame texts us, we’re sweeping that one under the rug. It’s not worth bringing up.
  • 7. Literally anything about our porn habits.

This stuff is private. I’ve heard stories about some of the porn that can exist on the fringes of the internet, and it has filled me with fear. Treat internet histories as confidential, for your sake as well as his.
    7. Literally anything about our porn habits.

    This stuff is private. I’ve heard stories about some of the porn that can exist on the fringes of the internet, and it has filled me with fear. Treat internet histories as confidential, for your sake as well as his.
  • 8. We like hanging out with you, even when we don’t act like it.

We might drag our feet shopping, or roll our eyes when you suggest going to see a romantic comedy. But we’re happy to be there because you’re there. We’ll just never admit it.
    8. We like hanging out with you, even when we don’t act like it.

    We might drag our feet shopping, or roll our eyes when you suggest going to see a romantic comedy. But we’re happy to be there because you’re there. We’ll just never admit it.
  • 9. We might think other girls are kind of attractive sometimes.

We’re very visual. We might notice a pretty woman walk by but it doesn’t mean we’re unhappy or we hate you. If we say, “I get why other people find her attractive, but I just don’t see it,” we are lying through our teeth.
    9. We might think other girls are kind of attractive sometimes.

    We’re very visual. We might notice a pretty woman walk by but it doesn’t mean we’re unhappy or we hate you. If we say, “I get why other people find her attractive, but I just don’t see it,” we are lying through our teeth.
  • 10. We have a whole collection of manscaping tools.

It’s best if you don’t know what weird ear/nose/body/pubic here we have to trim on the reg.
    10. We have a whole collection of manscaping tools.

    It’s best if you don’t know what weird ear/nose/body/pubic here we have to trim on the reg.
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